sirblack inquired:"top 5 harry potter sarcastic remarks!!!"

1. There’s no need to call me sir, professor
2. Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?
3. When two neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born
4. This is night, Diddykins. That’s what we call it when it goes all dark like this.
5. Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life? 

And basically anything Snape says.